This Business Has the Dirtiest Name in Michigan – and It’s For Sale
Whoever named this business must think like a twelve-year-old - just like me. Let me introduce you to the dirtiest named business in Michigan.
It's a gas station and convenience store - pump and munch. And it was owned by a guy named Dick. Why are you letting your mind wander into the gutter?
The Pump and Munch is listed for $299,000 by Great Lakes and Land Real Estate Company which describes the property and business as:
This unique high visibility commercial location offers 3,000 Square Feet of retail space shared by two businesses. Nearly 2,000 Square Feet of the building is currently occupied by a retail plaza type business called Dick's Pump N Munch! The business is open from 5:00 a.m. to Midnight each day, and serves fuel, ice, convenience items, cigarettes, take-out beer and wine, food and beverages! The sale will include Walk-In Cooler.
If you do buy the business, please keep the "I Heart Dick's" t-shirts they sell. Dick's wouldn't be Dick's without them.