Urban Dictionary Defines Your Town- Three Rivers Is A Dump
The garbage dump is a landmark in Three Rivers, reports Urban Dictionary.
Bored rednecks call it home; our 'Urban Dictionary Defines Your Town' series goes to St. Joseph County's Three Rivers. The top description describes the residents and recreation:
Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
by Lastman_Standing_Up November 07, 2010
The next post promised shopping but no entertainment:
Boring, little town in the mitten state where there is plenty of fast food, meijer, walmart and nothing to do.
person 1: "I'm from Three Rivers."
person 2: "I'm sorry."
by HarmonyB March 19, 2009
Don't these people read? Clearly, Lastman and HarmonyB are not fans of actual books as Lowry's is a mainstay of downtown Three Rivers and worth the trip from just about anywhere in Southwest Michigan. The restored Riviera Theatre is also a great entertainment destination. What else is there to see and do besides "Roberts mountain?" Tell us in the comments below.