"Nothing ever happens here" complain Urban Dictionary users about Vicksburg, Michigan.

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The internet has many uses and even more opinions; here's what people are saying about Vicksburg on Urban Dictionary:

A ho-dunk little town in southwest Michigan...like 10-15 minutes away from Portage. Nothing ever happens here. The football team has a reputation that is less than great and has won like 3 games in the last 3 years...a game a year is good right? The marching band is the sh-t though...You really have to find fun in this town because Clark Park isnt fun...so most kids either party or go into Portage which has more stuff to do. The kids here don't get into to much trouble...in comparison to Portage kids, we mostly have drinkers and smokers and thats the worst of it. Oh and everybody knows everybody...which isnt bad I guess but it gets annoying when you go into felpausch and get stopped by like 6 people...a 5 minute trip gets turned into a half hour..
Where you you live?
In Vicksburg...
Where the ---- is that?
Like a few minutes away from Portage...it sucks...just drive down sprinkle rd.
oh...thats a town?
no...its actually a village
by BestofTheWest August 22, 2008

What do you "ho-dunk's" from Vicksburg think? Is this accurate? Are you going to let them talk this way about "the village with a vision?" Show your civic pride in the comments section below.

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