What do football and STD's have in common? Gobles, Michigan, according to Urban Dictionary.

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We've been looking at Urban Dictionary's definitions of Southwest Michigan towns and Gobles takes it on the chin:

A town in southwest Michigan known for football, and coincidentally football players are worshiped as gods and given anything they want.

Also one of the areas in the state that has an extremely high STD rate.

Person 1: Gobles? Where is that?
Person 2: Uhm somewhere where they love football too much.

by Undercover Writer February 11, 2009

Clearly, this person doesn't know what they are talking about. Timber Ridge, Harvest Moon Acres, Klassic Arcade and the Kal-Haven Trail are fun, safe reasons to visit Gobles. Share your thoughts in the comments below.

Bonus Video: Fly Over Harvest Moon Acres In Gobles