Staff Writer

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

We all heard the warnings about not looking at the eclipse. Well, maybe not all of us.

Oh, say can you believe it?

Cue the "he's going to continue to search for the real killer" jokes.

We are always on the job.

We hear so many stories about cops not getting along with citizens that it's nice when you see them acting chummy.

Kids really do say the darnedest things.

If this is what the valedictorian has to say, just imagine what kind of words of wisdom the student who finished last in the class has.

So, could this signal the end of road rage as we know it?

This is a whole new kind of way to recycle.