Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Donald Trump Looked at the Eclipse Without Glasses and the Internet Lost It
We all heard the warnings about not looking at the eclipse. Well, maybe not all of us.
Atrocious National Anthem Performance at County Fair Defies All Logic
Oh, say can you believe it?
What’s the First Thing O.J. Simpson Will Do When He’s Free?
Cue the "he's going to continue to search for the real killer" jokes.
How Many Americans Have a Side Hustle?
We are always on the job.
Police Responding to Complaint Join In Slip ‘N Slide Fun
We hear so many stories about cops not getting along with citizens that it's nice when you see them acting chummy.
Smart Aleck Kid Mouths Off to Fireworks-Inquiring Reporter
Kids really do say the darnedest things.
Valedictorian Cut Off When Criticizing School in Graduation Speech
If this is what the valedictorian has to say, just imagine what kind of words of wisdom the student who finished last in the class has.
Man Creates ‘Nice’ Car Horn for Courteous Honks
So, could this signal the end of road rage as we know it?
10 Soda Can Hacks to Make Life So Much Cooler
This is a whole new kind of way to recycle.