Growlers Looking For Kalamazoo Grandma To Become Their New Coach
The Kalamazoo growlers lit up the world in 2019 when they announced they hired 6 year old Coach Drake to be their coach. We saw Coach Drake snap on umpires, steal bases, kick dirt and even bring out gifts as a sign of good will to the umpires. But now it looks as though the Growlers are shifting focus a little to the seasoned veterans in our lives...Grandmothers.
For the upcoming season, the Growlers are looking for a Grandmother to dawn the Blue and Yellow, to become part of the dugout as the new coach. In their description of the perfect candidate on Facebook, they described their search:
We want your Grandma as our coach! We've had the 6 year-old phenom Coach Drake. Now we are looking for a new face to join our coaching staff. The only requirements are:
-Must be a woman-Must be 65+ years old-Must hate umpires
Do you know the woman for the job? Or are you that woman?