Our Indiana Neighbors Furious that Satanists Are Cleaning Up Trash
Sometimes a headline makes you stop and read it twice, just to make sure you read it correctly the first time. I hope this was one of those headlines for you. A little bit of ocular whiplash keeps you on your toes. Yes, the good people of Zionsville, Indiana are up in arms over a sign for the Adopt-A-Highway program, in which organizations fund the cleanup of stretches of highway through monetary contributions. This sign lets travelers know that a particular bit of roadway's trash is taken care of by the Satanic Temple Indiana Chapter. In Zionsville. That can't be a coincidence. According to an article, residents of Zionsville worry about the sign affecting their property values, with one homeowner saying the only sign worse than one quietly advertising the Satanic Temple would be one for the Ku Klux Klan. Satanic Temple Indiana Chapter Head Damien Blackmoor (if that's his real name) said, quote, "We're not out here sacrificing babies."
Though, to be fair, if they were, they would certainly handle the cleanup.
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