The 5 Best Places To Get Punched In The Face In Kalamazoo
Relatively speaking, Kalamazoo is not a violent city. However, there are a few areas you are likely to get punched in the face.
CrimeMapping.com shows multiple assaults and a disturbing the peace call in just the last couple weeks at Milham Park. Just stand around for a couple hours, you might get punched in the face.
It's like the Oprah Show of getting punched in the face. You get a punch....and you get a punch. That's the very technical way of saying that MANY assaults have recently been reported in this small area.
Whether you're getting your train ticket punched or your face, the Kalamazoo Station is a big hit downtown. See what I did there? Sorry, I'm feelin' a bit punchy.
Just a hop, skip and a punch from the West Douglas Neighborhood there were quite a large number of assaults reported on Interfaith Blvd in the Northside Neighborhood.
Well ain't that a kick in the head. The Vine Neighborhood looks way to nice to get punched in the face during a visit. However, assaults galore have been reported this month.